Sunday, August 10, 2008


Moving along here, with this week's Bushisms, I decided to use the one word -"Malpractice" for my title today. You'll probably understand why after reading these gems.

Monday, August 11, 2008 - 162 days left

The federal deficit hits a record-breaking $395.8 billion.
--August 11, 2004

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 - 161 days left

"Let me put it to you bluntly. In a changin world, we want more people to have control over your own life."
--Annandale, Virginia, August 2004

August 13, 2008 - 160 days left

"The trial lawyers are very politically powerful ... but here in Texas, we took them on and got some good medical --medicalmalpractice."
--Waco, Texas, August 13, 2002

Thursday, August 14, 2008 - 159 days left

"People don't need to worry about security. This deal wouldn't go forward if we were concerned about the security for the United State of America."
--Defending his decision to hire a company from the United Arab Emirates to oversee American Port security. Washington, D.C. 2006

Friday, August 15, 2008 - 158 days left

"I think it's really important for this great state of baseball to reach out to people of all walks of life to make sure that the sport is inclusive. The best way to do it is to convince little kids how to --the beauty of playing baseball."
--Washington, D.C. 2006

Saturday and Sunday, August 16/17, 2008 - 157 days left and 156 days left

"My administration ha been callng upon all the leaders in the --in the Middle East to do everything they can to stop the violence, to tell the different parties involved that peace will never happen."
--Crawford, Texas, August 2001

There ya go, now. All set for another lovely week. Don't you just feel immeasurably better knowing all of the above now too?

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