Sunday, January 13, 2008

Next Installment

I know you've all been waiting, anxiously, for this - the next week's Bushism's. Am I right? I thought so. These, like those last year and last week, are gonna be "block-busters" too, I'm sure. Have you seen any so far that aren't?

Monday, January 14, 2008 - 372 days left

"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants."
--The New York Times, January 14, 2001

Tuesday, January 15, 2008 - 371 days left

"Because he's hiding."
--Aboard Air Force One, discussing why Osama Bin Laden is still at large, January 2005

Wednesday, January 16, 2008 - 370 days left

"There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it."
--The White House, January 2001

Thursday, January 17, 2008 - 369 days left

"I'm hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously, but I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure."
--To the Associated Press, January 2001

Friday, January 18, 2008 -- 368 days left

"I want everybody to hear loud and clear that I'm going to be the president of everybody."
--Washington, D.C., January 18, 2001

Saturday and Sunday, January 19/20, 2008 --367 days left - 366 days left

The night before Bush's first inauguration, members of Clinton's staff reportedly removed the "W" key from White House Keyboards in protest of his election.
--January 19, 2001

There they are, in all their shining glory.

7 comments:

Vic, the Cariboo Ponderer said...

Maybe next year you'll get an Obama or Hilary calendar. Which do you think? I wonder which one will make the most blunders.

Travis said...

On a couple of those you can almost figure out what he might have meant.

terri said...

"Because he's hiding." I think this one is my favorite! It's the truth! I think it's appropriate for one of those "ask a stupid question" questions!

terri said...

Hey Jeni... I just stumbled on a blog that might interest you. The most recent post is kind of sad, but after reading it, I thought of you and Maya. Just thought you might want to check it out if you haven't already seen this: http://raejane.blogspot.com/

Minnesotablue said...

The only thing I'll miss about Bush is your Bushisms

Debo Blue said...

I saw the calendar in Barnes & Noble and thought of you. I'm glad you rcvd a new one for Christmas:-)

Stine said...

God save us all...