Monday, May 12, 2008

Whittle The Days Away

Yes, I know -late again. Better late than never ya know and how many more times am I gonna be telling you that too is what my readers no doubt are thinking. But gee, yesterday was Mother's Day and I was on vacation -sort of, anyway. But now, without further adieu, here's the Bushisms for today and the week ahead.

Monday, May 12, 2008 - 253 days left

"We're working with Chancellor Schroeder on what's called ten-plus-ten-over-tens $10 billion from the U.S., $10 billion from other members of the G7 over a ten-year period, to help Russia securitize the dismantling--the dismantled nuclear warheads."
--Berlin, Germany, May 2002

Tuesday, May 13, 2008 - 252 days left

"Like you, I have been disgraced about what I've seen on TV that took place in [Abu Ghraib] prison."
--Parkersburg, West Virginia, May 12, 2004

Wednesday, May 14, 2008 -- 251 days left

"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America...And we're going to do something about it."
--Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, May 14, 2001

Thursday, May 15, 2008 -- 250 days left

"We hold dear what our Declaration of Independence says, that all have got uninalienable rights, endowed by a Creator."
-- Moscow, Russia, May 2002

Friday, May 16, 2008 -- 249 days left

"After all, a week ago, there were --Yasser Arefat was boarded up in his building in Ramallah, a building full of, evidently, German peace protestors and all kinds of people. They're now out. He's now free to show leadership, to lead this world."
-Washington, D.C., May 2002

Saturday and Sunday, May 17/18, 2008 - 248 days left and 247 days left

"The public education system in America is one of the most important foundations of our democracy. After all, it is where children from all over America learn to be responsible citizens, and learn to have the skills necessary to take advantage of our fantastic opportunistic society."
--Santa Clara, California, May 2002

I'll leave the comments WIDE open to whatever you care to add to these lovely statements!

2 comments:

Razor Family Farms said...

"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America...And we're going to do something about it."
--Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, May 14, 2001

Classic. Had me rolling on the floor laughing. What will we miss when he's no longer in office? Will it be his foreign policies? Nope. His economic solutions and ideas? Nope. It will be his fantastic OOPS! quotes. I giggle every single time I hear him say "terrorists."

Hilarious!

Blessings!
Lacy

Travis said...

A couple of those were really giggle-worthy.