Senility Zone?

Boy, this time I think I've really gone over the edge! Yes, I am late posting this week's Bushisms but the reason - believe it or not -I got done in by the three-day weekend. Yep, was just sitting here tonight thinking about posting this week's Bushisms and I was thinking too that I was doing pretty good to be posting them tonight since they weren't late because, after all, it's only Sunday night ya know!

And that's when it dawned on me that no, this is NOT Sunday night. That was LAST night. Tonight, I finally realized, is actually Monday night! I kid you not. My mind was twisting around and thinking tonight was Sunday night. Talk about getting lost in space, huh? My own space, for sure there. So, anyway, here's this week's Bushisms and I shouldn't have to worry about screwing up my dates with a long, three-day weekend again now until September and Labor Day!

Monday, May 26, 2008 - 239 days left

"Finally, the desk, where we'll have our picture taken in front of -- is nine other Presidents used it. This was given to us by Queen Victori in the 1870s, I think it was. President Roosevelt put the door in so people would not know he was in a wheelchair. John Kennedy put his head out the door."
--Washington, D.C., May 2006

Tuesday, May 27, 2008 - 238 days left

"I always jest to people, the Oval Office is the kind of place where people stand outside, they're getting ready to coe in and tell me what for, and they walk in and get overwhelmed in the atmosphere, and they say, man, you're looking pretty."
--Washington, D.C. 2004

Wednesday, May 28, 2008 - 237 days left

"So on behalf of a well-oiled unit of people who came together to serve something greater than themselves, congratulations."
--Addressing the University of Nebraska women's volleyball team, May 2001

Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 236 days left

"This administration is doing everything we can to end the statemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end."
--Washington, D.C., 2001

Friday, May 30, 2008 - 235 days left

"I'm goinna talk about the ideal world, Chris. I've read -- I understand reality. If you're asking me as the president, would I understand reality, I do."
--Hardball, May 2000

Saturday and Sunday, May 31 and June 1, 2008 - 234 days left and 233 days left

"Actually, I --this may sound a little West Texas to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about --when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me."
--Hardball, May 31, 2000

Phew! After reading those Bushisms for this week, it's no wonder I'm confused and got my days mixed up is it. I've been reading so many Bushisms it's causing my sense of reality to get all discombobulated too I think!