Sunday, February 10, 2008

Valentine's Day Presents? Maybe.

What's coming up this week?

Well, of course, Valentine's Day will be this Thursday coming. And for those of you who love to read about what the DUBYA has said better than anyone else could possibly say things, here's this week's accumulation of great quotations.

Monday, February 11, 2008 - 344 days left

White hunting for quail in Texas on February 11, 2006, Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shoots his hunting partner Harry M. Whittlington with 200 pellets of buckshot.


Tuesday, February 12, 2008 - 343 days left

www.awfulplasticsurgery.com
adds Bush to its roster of bad rhinoplasties.
--February 12, 2004

February 13, 2008 - 342 days left

"The relations with, uhh--Europe are important relations, and they're, uhh --because, we do share values. And, they're universal values, they're not american values, or, you know --European values, they're universal values. And those values --uhh -being universal, ought to be applied everywhere."
--Washington, D.C., 2005

February 14, 2008 - VALENTINE'S DAY - 341 days left

"[Laura] is out campaigning along with our girls. And she speaks English a lot better than I do. I think people understand what she's saying."
--Third presidential debate, Tempe, Arizona, 2004

Friday. February 15, 2008 -- 340 days left

"Joe, I don't do nuance."
--Time Magazine, February 15, 2004, to Senator Joseph Biden

Saturday and Sunday, February 16/17, 2008 - 339 days left and 338 days left

"The senator has got to understand if he's going to have --he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road."
-About Senator John McCain, Florence, South Carolina, February 17, 2000

Now isn't that just about the nicest little Valentine's Day gift you could get? One that keeps giving, day after day after day.

5 comments:

Minnesotablue said...

The days can't go fast enough. And just think we'll always have those Bushisms around when we need a good laugh!

ashi said...

i think its a nice way of putting things down....

Dianne said...

this was an especially good batch!

This Eclectic Life said...

You know, we really ought to thank the President for all he is doing for America. Without him, we'd lose about half of our hilarious blog fodder! LOL. Good job, once again.

fermicat said...

"I don't do nuance."

That cracks me up.